Stolen from Cat who stole it from Miffi

If you could build a house anywhere, where would it be?
Somewhere with a large peppercorn tree in the garden

What is your favourite article of clothing?
My purple brocade jacket

Favourite physical features?
eyes

What's the last CD you bought?
Don't buy them. I burn them. Last one I burnt was U2

Where are your favourite places to be?
In Bed, At my Brothers house in front of the fire, At my BF's place

Where's your least favourite place to be?
Gotta agree with Cat - hospital

What's your favourite place to be massaged?
Hmmmmmmm...massage. Yes please & all over

What time do you wake up in the morning?
as late as possible

What's your favourite kitchen appliance?
Kettle

What makes you really angry?
dishonesty & Sex Offenders

If you could play any instrument, what would it be?
Bass Guitar

What do you think of Daniel Cox?
Who????

Do you believe in an afterlife?
Yep, sure do

What's your favourite childrens' book?
The Lion, the Witch & the Wardrobe

What's your least-favourite chore?
housework - all of it!!

No, really, what do you think of Daniel Cox?
look, I've told you already, I don't know who he is

If you could have one superpower, what would it be?
the ability to heal

Do you have a tattoo?
not yet...soon

Can you juggle?
not that I'm aware of

The one person from your past who you would go back and talk to?
Alex

What's in your car boot right now?
A water bottle, a jigsaw, a Black & Decker Mouse & a few tools.

Which do you prefer, sushi or hamburger?
hamburger

Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says:
indebted to the Royal Commission for drawing its attention to those deficiencies in its processes that were

Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
window

What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Rove

Without looking, guess what the time is:
10.30am

Now look at the clock, what is the actual time?
10am - Damn!!

When did you last step outside? what were you doing?
just before 9am - walking from the car park into work

Before you came to this website, what did you look at?
Daily incident updates

What did you dream last night?
Arrrggghhhhh! lots of things, on of which was my work trying to get me to wear a uniform. I never wore one at school, I'm not wearing one now.

When did you last laugh?
this morning, in a meeting.

What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Photo's of crooks

What's the weirdest thing you've seen recently?
Newlyweds

What is the last movie you saw (cinema/DVD/tv)?
last part of the Terminator

If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?
A house or three

Tell us something about you that we don't know:
I was profoundly deaf until I was 5

If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you change?
Gotta agree with Cat on this one too - delete ego

Do you like to dance?:
yes - but usually with the assistance of a few alcoholic beverages!

Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Sian or Giaan

Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Griffin or Dane

How do you think our product could be improved to better address our customers' needs?
What the? who gives a &$@#?

There's a full moon, blame that if your feeling particularly loopy at the moment!